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<p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 0mm 0mm 0pt; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ン?、キョン?起きてる??</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ああ、ハルヒか。どうしたんだ?あれ?元に戻ったのか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> さあね。あんたはどっちがいいの?戻ってほしい?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 正直、扱いが大変だ。元に戻ってくれ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 扱いって、ひどいわね。レディに対する言葉じゃないわ!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> ああ、お前は今猫だからな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> もうっ!あんた本っ当にデリカシーがないわね!お風呂の時もあたしの体触りまくってたし。このエロキョン!!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> だからお前は今猫だろうが!しかも雄猫だ!それにお前一人で風呂に入れないだろうが!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> それはそうだけどさ、手つきがいやらしいのよ。どう考えても触り慣れているとしか思えないわ!あんた痴漢の常習犯じゃないわよね?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> そんなわけあるか!シャミセンの体は洗い慣れているからな。触り慣れていると言えばそうだろう。どうだ?テクニシャンだっただろ?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> なっ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">何言っているのよエロバカド</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">S</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">キョン!!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> おいおい、それは言い過ぎだろ?しかも俺は</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">S</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">っ気はないぞ?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> そんなわけ無いわ!あたしの目の前で、し、下着脱ぎだすし。あんた、痴漢常習犯の上に露出狂だったのね。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> ちょっとからかっただけだ。それに猫の姿だとあまり恥ずかし気もしないしな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ― </span> <span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> ………</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そうなの?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> ああ、シャミセンとはいつも風呂に入っているし、あまり気にならないな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> …ふーん、あっそう……</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> それにお前に一回見られちまったしな。そうだ、それで体触ったことをチャラにしないか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> あたしの体はそんなに安くはないわ!それにそんなにジロジロ見てないわよ!あたしは!!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> ほう。ということは見たことは認めるんだな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> うっ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">//////<br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> まあいい、それより早く戻ってくれよ?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">少し考えさせてもらうわ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。それじゃね</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> おいハルヒ、待てよ!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ん、夢か?ハルヒは元に戻ったのか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ・シ『</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">』</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">どっちも気持ちよさそうに寝てるな。まだ朝まで時間があることだし、もう一眠りするか</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ペロペロ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ん</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ペロペロペロ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シャミセンが舐めているのか</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">もう少し寝かしてくれ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ペロペロペロペロ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ああ、わかったよ。起きればいいんだろ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ムクリ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">っておい!お前が舐めていたのか!ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">!!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃあ」ペロペロ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">や!やめろ!!個人的には続けてほしいがそこはかとなくやばいし理性が保てん!!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃあ?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ふう</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">朝から気の休まることがないな</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">は寝てたか。ふう、危ない危ない。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">俺の顔を舐めている姿を見たらシャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">は憤慨してまた引っ掻かれるにに決まっている。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃあ?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">お前が悪いわけではないんだがな、流石に「一美少女」にそんなことされると気が気ではない。頼むからやめてくれ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃあ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">お前は聞き分けがよくて助かるよ。よしよし。頭をなでてやろう。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">妹「キョンくん、朝だよー。起きてー」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">やばい、妹がきた!隠れろ!!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">妹「あれー!?キョンくん起きてるー!今日は雨かもー!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">失礼な!俺だってたまには早く起きる!ただ今日はハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">のおかげだがな</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">あれ?シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">)はどこいった?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">さて、朝飯でも食いに行くか。ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">よ。お前は待っていてくれ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃあ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">おい、なんで俺の飯は食い散らかされているんだ?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">妹「シャミが先にきて食べちゃったよー」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">何!?あの野郎</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">飯抜きの罰を先読みして俺の飯を食べたのか??</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">それで、シャミセンはどこいったんだ?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">妹「わかんないー。もしかしたら外に行ったのかもー」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そうか、戻ってきたら教えてくれ。あいつにはお仕置きが必要だ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">妹「シャミ苛めちゃダメー!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ああ、善処する。後ろ足を持って</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">10</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">分間吊し上げの刑に処するくらいだ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">にも飯を持って行かなきゃな</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">カリカリカリカリ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ん、部屋から爪研ぎのような音が</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">が居るのか?ガチャ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃあ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">何だ。お前だけか。ほら、飯だ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">おい、外に出るな!部屋でじっとしてろ!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「フー!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">やばい、少し怒っているな</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。シャミセンはたまに外出してたから、それができなくてストレスになってるのかもな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">たまには外に出させないと、部屋の中で暴れ出すかもしれん</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">でもこの格好じゃご近所様の白い目線が突き刺さる上に猥褻罪で捕まるに違いない。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">また長門と朝比奈さんに頼むか</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…<br> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">二人を呼び出したキョン</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">朝比奈さんはあれだけ長門が苦手だったのに、よく一緒にいるようになったな。仲良くなったのか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">まあいい。俺は事の次第を二人に説明した。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「わかりました。でも、涼宮さん</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">は服を着たがらないですから、正直、無理ですよね」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">正直、無理だと思います、あなたには。長門、何とかできないか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「できなくはない。ただし推奨はできない」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">何故?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「強制的に衣服を着せることはよりストレスを増加させることになる。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そうか、やっぱり無理か。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「ただし、衣服を身につけるのではなく衣服を身につけているように見せるのは可能」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">カプ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そう言って、長門はハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">に噛みついた</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「遮蔽スクリーンの応用。涼宮ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">は服を着ているように見える」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">を見ると、いつもの制服姿になっていた。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ああ、すまない、長門。恩に着る。でも制服か。私服の方がよかったんだが。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そ</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">う」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長門は早口を唱えていた。ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">は朝比奈さんが文化祭の撮影で着ていた頑張りすぎのウェイトレス衣装を着ていた。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">しかもツインテール。かなり幼く見える。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">しかしそれは待て!いろんな意味でやばい!それに私服かどうか怪しい!!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長門は続けざまに衣装を替えていった。メイド服、ナース、サンタ、バニーガール、カエル</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">…<br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">って、全部朝比奈さんのコスプレ衣装じゃねーか!俺はハルヒが休日に身につけているものが見たいんだよ!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ニヤリ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">えっ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">1/4</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">カップブラに</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">G</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ストリングショーツ、ガーターベルトとストッキングのセット」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「休日身に着けているもの、勝負下着」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">はぅ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">バタン</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「長門さん、だからキョン君をからかっちゃだめですって!でも本当に涼宮さんはこんな極どいの身につけているんですか?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「休日に試着しているが、実際に身に着けて外出したことはない。涼宮ハルヒの勝負服。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">Oh</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">!モ~レツ!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">もう何も言いません」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">きて</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">、起きて</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">んぁ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「起きて」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ああ、長門か。俺は今どうしてたんだ?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「視神経から得た情報により神経伝達物質であるアドレナリン及びノルアドレナリンの分泌がハンチングを起こした。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </span> <span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> そのため一時的に血圧が下がり、脳の活動は一時停止した」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">つまり、どうゆう意味だ?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「気絶していた」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">なるほど。確かに何やらすごいものを見た気がするんだが、思い出せん。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「交感神経系伝達物質の異常と共に副交感神経系伝達物質であるアセチルコリンにも異常が見られた。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">  恐らく、脳内のアセチルコリンの量が著しく低下し、一時的にアルツハイマー症と同じ症状を引き起こしたのだと思われる」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">よくわからん。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「一時的な記憶障害が発生した」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「お話はそれくらいにして、そろそろ涼宮さん</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">を散歩に連れて行かないとダメですよ?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そうだったな。二人とも、お願いします。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「何言ってるんですか?キョン君が連れて行かないと」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">俺?お二人の方が自然じゃないですか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「ねこの行動及び習性についてはあなたの方が詳しい」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そうか、仕方ない。行って来ます。どうもありがとうございました。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃあ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「いっちゃいました?早速部屋のカメラを増設しなきゃ。昨日のだけじゃ分かり辛くて」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「無線集音マイクと超小型無線カメラに遮蔽フィールドを施し、涼宮ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">に取り付けた。完璧」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「流石長門さんですぅ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「これで二人がニャンニャンしているのをオールでフィーバーできる」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そりゃ猫ですからニャンニャンですね</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">棒読み</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">カ・イ・カ・ン」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長門さん、自棄になっていません?それにその言葉、ちょっと前にリニューアルでドラマやってましたよ。残念ながら」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">うかつ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">と散歩する事になったキョン</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">さて、散歩とは言えどこに連れて行けばいいんだ?いつも勝手にどこかへいくからどこに連れて行けばいいかわからん。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">それに、勝手に動き回るのを抑制するために手を掴んでいるんだが、絶対誤解されるな、これ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">まあ、いつもと逆になっているだけのような気がするが</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">因みにハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">の服装は、結局よく見るロン</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">T</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">とデニムスカート、ハイソックスとなっている。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ビュュー</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ををっ、風が冷たいぞ。春先だとは言えまだ寒いな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「に゛ゃぁ~!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">こ、こら!抱き付くんじゃない!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「ブルブルブル」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">寒いんなら出かけようとするな。しょうがない、俺のコート貸してやる。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃあ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">うれしそうに且上目遣いをするハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。いや、ちょっと待て反則だそれは。何故俺は猫にドキドキしなきゃいかんのだ?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">あと頼むから離してくれ。通行人の目線が痛い。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">か、顔が近い!こんなところ谷口にでも見られ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">t</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">谷「うぃ~す。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">NANANA</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ナンパ連敗中~</span> <span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> うぉあ!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">キ「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">谷「スマン、ごゆっくり~!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">キ「またこのパターンか</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃあ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">はあ、疲れた</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">の奴は風に揺れている猫じゃらしに猫パンチをかましたり、雌猫に求愛行動を取ったり</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">春だな</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">、雄猫と喧嘩しそうになったり、まあ色々やらかした。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そしてそれを全て俺が諫めていた。傍から見ると変な光景だよな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">さてさてようやく家にたどり着いた。しかしハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">、だいぶ汚れたな。シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">に怒られるぞ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「あ、お帰りなさい。早かったのね」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">玄関を開けたら朝比奈さんが待っていた。新妻のようなそのセリフ、たまりません。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">すみませんが、こいつかなり汚れたんで、また洗ってもらえませんか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「わかりました。じゃ長門さんに声を掛けてください。部屋でねこさん</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">と遊んでますから」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">なに、シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">はかえって来たのか</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ほほぅ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「妹さんから話は聞きましたけど、あんまりいじめちゃだめですよ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そんなに酷いことはしませんよ。尻尾に玩具の虫をつけて自分自身を追いかけ回すの刑に処するくらいです。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">よう、長門。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">は一瞬、びくっ!となった。自分のしでかしたことに覚えがあるらしいな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">駄目」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ん?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">いじめちゃ駄目」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ど、どうした長門?そんな流し目いつの間に覚えた?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「いじめないで</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小首を傾いでしかも上目遣い。反則だ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ぁあ、わかったよ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「そう</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">よかった」ニコッ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">な、長門さん?その初めて見る笑顔は一体</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。あなたいつの間に俺のウィークポイントを付くようになったのですか</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">への報復も忘れ、暫く呆然としていた</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">キャラが変わり過ぎた。修正</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">完了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ニヤリ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長門、ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">を洗うため部屋から移動</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">あぁ、あの長門には参ったな</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">あんな顔されちゃたまらないな</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「フー!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">あ、なんだ。お前いたのか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「フギャ!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">何怒ってんだよ。お前だってあんな長門の顔見たことないだろ?それとも何か?俺に嫉妬でもしたのか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「!!!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">うおっ!なんだ!引っ掻くな!やめろ!!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「フギャー!!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">判った、冗談だ冗談。そんな訳ないよな?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">あれ?冗談と言った瞬間、引っ掻き攻撃をやめたな。しかもおとなしくなっちまった。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">おい?シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?どうした?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">うーん、いきなり元気がなくなったな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そうだ、これでどうだ。さっきハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">がじゃれているのを見て取って来たんだ。猫じゃらし。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ヒラヒラ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「にゃ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">やっぱり猫の習性か。動いているものに猫パンチをしたくなるのは。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「にゃぁあー」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">鈍感」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">……</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">CHE.R.RY</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「長門さん、それは曲名です</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">歌は最近の曲なんですね</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">)</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">言いたい事は分かりますが</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そう。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">指先で送るキミへのメッセージ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">♪</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">修正に若干の瑕疵があった</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">うかつ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「にゃあ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ほれほれ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「にゃあ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">いや、これは面白いな。だがそろそろやめないと怒り出すかもな。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「キョン君、お待たせしました」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">あ、すみません。ありがとうございます。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">はやっぱり</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">T</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シャツ一枚か。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「ぱんつー</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">m</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">二度目は寒いだけだ。止めとけ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">うかつ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「涼宮さん</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">、眠いみたいですから寝かせますね」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハ「にゃ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">は布団に潜り込んだ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「今日は十分遊んだから外には出ないでしょう」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ありがとうございます。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「どういたしまして」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">いい」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">しかし、風呂上がりの朝比奈さんはぽわぽわしており実に艶かしい。眼福この上ない。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長門に関しても白い肌はやや紅潮し、髪の毛が濡れているせいか、いつもより小さく見え、可愛らしい。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「フー!」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ん?なんだ?怒っているのか?猫じゃらしで遊び過ぎたか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「マヌケ面」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">なにっ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">!長門今何と?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「ねこ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">の声を人間に分かるように翻訳した」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そうか、一瞬長門が言ったと思ってびっくりしたぞ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">しかしシャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">よ、マヌケ面で悪かったな。元々こんな顔だ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「そうゆう意味じゃない。」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ん?じゃあどうゆう意味だ?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「あなたにもそのうち分かる時が来る」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">キョン君の場合、かなり先のような気がしますけど</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">朝比奈さん、何か言いましたか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「あ、いえ!今度はねこさん</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">を散歩に連れて行った方がいいと思いますよ。体の方も動かしてあげないと」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そうゆうもんですか。仕方ない。もう一回りして来ます。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「今度はお供しますよ」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">私も行く」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">二人とも?ハルヒ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">が起きたらどうするんです?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「大丈夫。暫くは起きない」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そ、そうなのか。しかしこれは両手に花、デートだ。これはついている!</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">さえいなければな</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">………</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 0mm 0mm 0pt; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">三人と一匹、散歩中</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…<br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">さて、どこに行くのがいいかね。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長「体を動かすだけだから、どこでもいい」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「新しいお茶も買いたいことですし、お茶屋さんに行きたいのですが、宜しいですか?」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">いいですね。ではそこに。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「うーん、これなんか甘みがあって良さそう。でもこっちの方が淹れやすそう</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。焙じ茶の淹れ方も覚えたいな</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">朝比奈さんは何やら悩んでいる。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そんなに悩まなくてもあなたの淹れたお茶は利久や織部すら咽び泣いて喜びます。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">他の奴に与えるなどそんな罰当たりなことは俺が許さないが。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">お茶選びに興味のない俺と長門は、シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">とじゃれあって遊んでいた。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">み「お待たせしました。付き合わせてごめんなさい。少し疲れましたし、お茶にしましょう」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そうですね。近くにコーヒー専門の店があったはずだ。そこに行きましょう。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">そして、俺はシャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">と店の外で深煎り焙煎のウォータードリップを飲んでいた。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">何故かって?その店が「ペットお断り」だったんだよ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">最初シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">に待ってもらうように外へ出したんだが、シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">は俺に飛び移って放れなかった。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">結局、俺だけ入れずじまい。まあ外でも注文受け付けてくれたのは助かったが、折角の両手に花が</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「にゃ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">♪</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">しかも自分の分まで注文しやがって。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">コーヒーを注文する猫なんて前代未聞だ。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">しかも何を思ったのか、ホットを注文しやがった。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シャミ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">(ry)</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">は俺を睨んでいた。はいはい、分かりましたよ。俺は息をかけて冷ましてやった。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「にゃあ</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'">♪</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">」</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">忌々しい。猫にコーヒー飲ませて大丈夫なのか?</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">あと、ここのコーヒーは結構高いんだからな。絶対後から請求してやる。</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS ゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 'MS ゴシック'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">※</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハルシャミ保守 2日目(佐々木編)につづく</span><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"><br> <br></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 0mm 0mm 0pt; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> ―</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> ン?、キョン?起きてる??<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> <span lang="EN-US">……</span>ああ、ハルヒか。どうしたんだ?あれ?元に戻ったのか?<span lang= "EN-US"><br> ―</span> さあね。あんたはどっちがいいの?戻ってほしい?<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> 正直、扱いが大変だ。元に戻ってくれ。<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> 扱いって、ひどいわね。レディに対する言葉じゃないわ!<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> ああ、お前は今猫だからな。<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> もうっ!あんた本っ当にデリカシーがないわね!お風呂の時もあたしの体触りまくってたし。このエロキョン!!<span lang= "EN-US"><br> ―</span> だからお前は今猫だろうが!しかも雄猫だ!それにお前一人で風呂に入れないだろうが!<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> それはそうだけどさ、手つきがいやらしいのよ。どう考えても触り慣れているとしか思えないわ!あんた痴漢の常習犯じゃないわよね?<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> そんなわけあるか!シャミセンの体は洗い慣れているからな。触り慣れていると言えばそうだろう。どうだ?テクニシャンだっただろ?<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> なっ<span lang="EN-US">……</span>何言っているのよエロバカド<span lang= "EN-US">S</span>キョン!!<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> おいおい、それは言い過ぎだろ?しかも俺は<span lang="EN-US">S</span>っ気はないぞ?<span lang= "EN-US"><br> ―</span> そんなわけ無いわ!あたしの目の前で、し、下着脱ぎだすし。あんた、痴漢常習犯の上に露出狂だったのね。<span lang= "EN-US"><br> ―</span> ちょっとからかっただけだ。それに猫の姿だとあまり恥ずかし気もしないしな。<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―  ………</span>そうなの?<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> ああ、シャミセンとはいつも風呂に入っているし、あまり気にならないな。<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> …ふーん、あっそう……<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> それにお前に一回見られちまったしな。そうだ、それで体触ったことをチャラにしないか?<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> あたしの体はそんなに安くはないわ!それにそんなにジロジロ見てないわよ!あたしは!!<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> ほう。ということは見たことは認めるんだな。<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> うっ<span lang="EN-US">…//////<br> ―</span> まあいい、それより早く戻ってくれよ?<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> <span lang="EN-US">…</span>少し考えさせてもらうわ<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>。それじゃね<span lang="EN-US">…<br> ―</span> おいハルヒ、待てよ!<span lang="EN-US"><br> ―</span> <span lang="EN-US">………<br> <br> ………</span>ん、夢か?ハルヒは元に戻ったのか?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハ・シ『<span lang= "EN-US">………</span>』<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>どっちも気持ちよさそうに寝てるな。まだ朝まで時間があることだし、もう一眠りするか<span lang= "EN-US">…</span></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ペロペロ<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>ん<span lang="EN-US">…</span>?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ペロペロペロ<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>シャミセンが舐めているのか<span lang="EN-US">…</span>もう少し寝かしてくれ<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>ペロペロペロペロ<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>ああ、わかったよ。起きればいいんだろ<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>ムクリ<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br> …</span>っておい!お前が舐めていたのか!ハルヒ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>!!<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃあ」ペロペロ<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>や!やめろ!!個人的には続けてほしいがそこはかとなくやばいし理性が保てん!!<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃあ?」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>ふう<span lang="EN-US">…</span>朝から気の休まることがないな<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>シャミ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>は寝てたか。ふう、危ない危ない。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>俺の顔を舐めている姿を見たらシャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>は憤慨してまた引っ掻かれるにに決まっている。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃあ?」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>お前が悪いわけではないんだがな、流石に「一美少女」にそんなことされると気が気ではない。頼むからやめてくれ。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃあ」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>お前は聞き分けがよくて助かるよ。よしよし。頭をなでてやろう。<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>妹「キョンくん、朝だよー。起きてー」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>やばい、妹がきた!隠れろ!!<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>妹「あれー!?キョンくん起きてるー!今日は雨かもー!」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>失礼な!俺だってたまには早く起きる!ただ今日はハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>のおかげだがな<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>あれ?シャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry</span>)はどこいった?<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">さて、朝飯でも食いに行くか。ハルヒ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>よ。お前は待っていてくれ。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃあ」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br> ………</span>おい、なんで俺の飯は食い散らかされているんだ?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>妹「シャミが先にきて食べちゃったよー」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>何!?あの野郎<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>飯抜きの罰を先読みして俺の飯を食べたのか??<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>それで、シャミセンはどこいったんだ?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>妹「わかんないー。もしかしたら外に行ったのかもー」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>そうか、戻ってきたら教えてくれ。あいつにはお仕置きが必要だ。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>妹「シャミ苛めちゃダメー!」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ああ、善処する。後ろ足を持って<span lang= "EN-US">10</span>分間吊し上げの刑に処するくらいだ。<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>ハルヒ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>にも飯を持って行かなきゃな<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>カリカリカリカリ<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>ん、部屋から爪研ぎのような音が<span lang="EN-US">…</span>シャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>が居るのか?ガチャ<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃあ」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>何だ。お前だけか。ほら、飯だ。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハ「<span lang= "EN-US">………</span>」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>おい、外に出るな!部屋でじっとしてろ!<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ハ「フー!」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>やばい、少し怒っているな<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>。シャミセンはたまに外出してたから、それができなくてストレスになってるのかもな。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>たまには外に出させないと、部屋の中で暴れ出すかもしれん<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>でもこの格好じゃご近所様の白い目線が突き刺さる上に猥褻罪で捕まるに違いない。<span lang= "EN-US"><br> <br> …</span>また長門と朝比奈さんに頼むか<span lang="EN-US">…<br> <br></span></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br> …</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">二人を呼び出したキョン<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>朝比奈さんはあれだけ長門が苦手だったのに、よく一緒にいるようになったな。仲良くなったのか?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>まあいい。俺は事の次第を二人に説明した。<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>み「わかりました。でも、涼宮さん<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>は服を着たがらないですから、正直、無理ですよね」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>正直、無理だと思います、あなたには。長門、何とかできないか?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「できなくはない。ただし推奨はできない」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>何故?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「強制的に衣服を着せることはよりストレスを増加させることになる。」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>そうか、やっぱり無理か。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「ただし、衣服を身につけるのではなく衣服を身につけているように見せるのは可能」<span lang= "EN-US"><br> <br></span>カプ<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>そう言って、長門はハルヒ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>に噛みついた<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>長「遮蔽スクリーンの応用。涼宮ハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>は服を着ているように見える」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>を見ると、いつもの制服姿になっていた。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ああ、すまない、長門。恩に着る。でも制服か。私服の方がよかったんだが。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">…</span>そう」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>長門は早口を唱えていた。ハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>は朝比奈さんが文化祭の撮影で着ていた頑張りすぎのウェイトレス衣装を着ていた。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>しかもツインテール。かなり幼く見える。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>しかしそれは待て!いろんな意味でやばい!それに私服かどうか怪しい!!<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長門は続けざまに衣装を替えていった。メイド服、ナース、サンタ、バニーガール、カエル<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>って、全部朝比奈さんのコスプレ衣装じゃねーか!俺はハルヒが休日に身につけているものが見たいんだよ!<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">……</span>ニヤリ」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>えっ<span lang="EN-US">……<br> <br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">1/4</span>カップブラに<span lang= "EN-US">G</span>ストリングショーツ、ガーターベルトとストッキングのセット」<span lang="EN-US"><br> ………<br></span>長「休日身に着けているもの、勝負下着」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>はぅ<span lang= "EN-US">………</span>バタン<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「長門さん、だからキョン君をからかっちゃだめですって!でも本当に涼宮さんはこんな極どいの身につけているんですか?」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「休日に試着しているが、実際に身に着けて外出したことはない。涼宮ハルヒの勝負服。<span lang="EN-US">Oh</span>!モ~レツ!」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>み「<span lang="EN-US">…</span>もう何も言いません」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br> …</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">きて<span lang="EN-US">…</span>、起きて<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>んぁ<span lang="EN-US">…</span>?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「起きて」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>ああ、長門か。俺は今どうしてたんだ?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「視神経から得た情報により神経伝達物質であるアドレナリン及びノルアドレナリンの分泌がハンチングを起こした。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>  そのため一時的に血圧が下がり、脳の活動は一時停止した」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>つまり、どうゆう意味だ?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「気絶していた」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>なるほど。確かに何やらすごいものを見た気がするんだが、思い出せん。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「交感神経系伝達物質の異常と共に副交感神経系伝達物質であるアセチルコリンにも異常が見られた。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>  恐らく、脳内のアセチルコリンの量が著しく低下し、一時的にアルツハイマー症と同じ症状を引き起こしたのだと思われる」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>よくわからん。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「一時的な記憶障害が発生した」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>み「お話はそれくらいにして、そろそろ涼宮さん<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>を散歩に連れて行かないとダメですよ?」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>そうだったな。二人とも、お願いします。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「何言ってるんですか?キョン君が連れて行かないと」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>俺?お二人の方が自然じゃないですか?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「ねこの行動及び習性についてはあなたの方が詳しい」<span lang="EN-US"><br> …</span>そうか、仕方ない。行って来ます。どうもありがとうございました。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃあ」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>み「いっちゃいました?早速部屋のカメラを増設しなきゃ。昨日のだけじゃ分かり辛くて」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「無線集音マイクと超小型無線カメラに遮蔽フィールドを施し、涼宮ハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>に取り付けた。完璧」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「流石長門さんですぅ」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「これで二人がニャンニャンしているのをオールでフィーバーできる」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「<span lang="EN-US">………</span>そりゃ猫ですからニャンニャンですね<span lang= "EN-US">(</span>棒読み<span lang="EN-US">)</span>」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">…</span>カ・イ・カ・ン」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「<span lang= "EN-US">………</span>長門さん、自棄になっていません?それにその言葉、ちょっと前にリニューアルでドラマやってましたよ。残念ながら」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">…</span>うかつ」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br> …</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">ハルヒ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>と散歩する事になったキョン<span lang="EN-US">…<br> <br></span>さて、散歩とは言えどこに連れて行けばいいんだ?いつも勝手にどこかへいくからどこに連れて行けばいいかわからん。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>それに、勝手に動き回るのを抑制するために手を掴んでいるんだが、絶対誤解されるな、これ。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>まあ、いつもと逆になっているだけのような気がするが<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>因みにハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>の服装は、結局よく見るロン<span lang="EN-US">T</span>とデニムスカート、ハイソックスとなっている。<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>ビュュー<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ををっ、風が冷たいぞ。春先だとは言えまだ寒いな。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハ「に゛ゃぁ~!」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>こ、こら!抱き付くんじゃない!<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハ「ブルブルブル」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>寒いんなら出かけようとするな。しょうがない、俺のコート貸してやる。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃあ」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>うれしそうに且上目遣いをするハルヒ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>。いや、ちょっと待て反則だそれは。何故俺は猫にドキドキしなきゃいかんのだ?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>あと頼むから離してくれ。通行人の目線が痛い。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃ」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>か、顔が近い!こんなところ谷口にでも見られ<span lang="EN-US">t…<br> <br></span>谷「うぃ~す。<span lang="EN-US">NANANA</span>ナンパ連敗中~ うぉあ!」<span lang= "EN-US"><br> <br></span>キ「<span lang="EN-US">………</span>」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ハ「<span lang="EN-US">………</span>」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>谷「スマン、ごゆっくり~!」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>キ「またこのパターンか<span lang="EN-US">…</span>」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃあ」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">はあ、疲れた<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>ハルヒ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>の奴は風に揺れている猫じゃらしに猫パンチをかましたり、雌猫に求愛行動を取ったり<span lang="EN-US">(</span>春だな<span lang="EN-US">)</span>、雄猫と喧嘩しそうになったり、まあ色々やらかした。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>そしてそれを全て俺が諫めていた。傍から見ると変な光景だよな。<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>さてさてようやく家にたどり着いた。しかしハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>、だいぶ汚れたな。シャミ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>に怒られるぞ。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「あ、お帰りなさい。早かったのね」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>玄関を開けたら朝比奈さんが待っていた。新妻のようなそのセリフ、たまりません。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>すみませんが、こいつかなり汚れたんで、また洗ってもらえませんか?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「わかりました。じゃ長門さんに声を掛けてください。部屋でねこさん<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>と遊んでますから」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>なに、シャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>はかえって来たのか<span lang="EN-US">…</span>ほほぅ<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>み「妹さんから話は聞きましたけど、あんまりいじめちゃだめですよ」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>そんなに酷いことはしませんよ。尻尾に玩具の虫をつけて自分自身を追いかけ回すの刑に処するくらいです。<span lang= "EN-US"><br> <br></span>よう、長門。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang= "EN-US">……</span>」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>シャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>は一瞬、びくっ!となった。自分のしでかしたことに覚えがあるらしいな。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">…</span>駄目」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ん?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>いじめちゃ駄目」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ど、どうした長門?そんな流し目いつの間に覚えた?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「いじめないで<span lang="EN-US">…</span>?」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>小首を傾いでしかも上目遣い。反則だ。<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>ぁあ、わかったよ<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>長「そう<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>よかった」ニコッ<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>な、長門さん?その初めて見る笑顔は一体<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>。あなたいつの間に俺のウィークポイントを付くようになったのですか<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>シャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>への報復も忘れ、暫く呆然としていた<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">(</span>キャラが変わり過ぎた。修正<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>完了。<span lang="EN-US">)</span>ニヤリ」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align= "center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br> …</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">長門、ハルヒ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>を洗うため部屋から移動<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>あぁ、あの長門には参ったな<span lang="EN-US">…</span>あんな顔されちゃたまらないな<span lang="EN-US">…<br></span>シ「フー!」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>あ、なんだ。お前いたのか?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>シ「フギャ!」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>何怒ってんだよ。お前だってあんな長門の顔見たことないだろ?それとも何か?俺に嫉妬でもしたのか?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>シ「!!!」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>うおっ!なんだ!引っ掻くな!やめろ!!<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>シ「フギャー!!」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>判った、冗談だ冗談。そんな訳ないよな?<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>あれ?冗談と言った瞬間、引っ掻き攻撃をやめたな。しかもおとなしくなっちまった。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>おい?シャミ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>?どうした?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>シ「<span lang="EN-US">………</span>」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>うーん、いきなり元気がなくなったな。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>そうだ、これでどうだ。さっきハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>がじゃれているのを見て取って来たんだ。猫じゃらし。<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>ヒラヒラ<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>シ「にゃ」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>やっぱり猫の習性か。動いているものに猫パンチをしたくなるのは。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>シ「にゃぁあー」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>み「<span lang="EN-US">……</span>鈍感」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">……CHE.R.RY</span>」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「長門さん、それは曲名です<span lang= "EN-US">(</span>歌は最近の曲なんですね<span lang="EN-US">)…</span>言いたい事は分かりますが<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>そう。<span lang="EN-US">…</span>指先で送るキミへのメッセージ<span lang= "EN-US">♪</span>」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>み「!」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">(</span>修正に若干の瑕疵があった<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>うかつ<span lang="EN-US">)</span>」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">シ「にゃあ」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ほれほれ。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>シ「にゃあ」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>いや、これは面白いな。だがそろそろやめないと怒り出すかもな。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>み「キョン君、お待たせしました」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>あ、すみません。ありがとうございます。<span lang="EN-US">…</span>ハルヒ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>はやっぱり<span lang="EN-US">T</span>シャツ一枚か。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「ぱんつー<span lang="EN-US">m</span>」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>二度目は寒いだけだ。止めとけ。<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang="EN-US">…</span>うかつ」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>み「涼宮さん<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>、眠いみたいですから寝かせますね」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ハ「にゃ」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>ハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>は布団に潜り込んだ<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>み「今日は十分遊んだから外には出ないでしょう」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ありがとうございます。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「どういたしまして」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>いい」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>しかし、風呂上がりの朝比奈さんはぽわぽわしており実に艶かしい。眼福この上ない。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長門に関しても白い肌はやや紅潮し、髪の毛が濡れているせいか、いつもより小さく見え、可愛らしい。<span lang= "EN-US"><br> <br></span>シ「フー!」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ん?なんだ?怒っているのか?猫じゃらしで遊び過ぎたか?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「マヌケ面」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>なにっ<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>!長門今何と?<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「ねこ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>の声を人間に分かるように翻訳した」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>そうか、一瞬長門が言ったと思ってびっくりしたぞ。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>しかしシャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>よ、マヌケ面で悪かったな。元々こんな顔だ。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「そうゆう意味じゃない。」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>ん?じゃあどうゆう意味だ?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「あなたにもそのうち分かる時が来る」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「<span lang= "EN-US">(</span>キョン君の場合、かなり先のような気がしますけど<span lang="EN-US">)</span>」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>朝比奈さん、何か言いましたか?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「あ、いえ!今度はねこさん<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>を散歩に連れて行った方がいいと思いますよ。体の方も動かしてあげないと」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br> …</span>そうゆうもんですか。仕方ない。もう一回りして来ます。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「今度はお供しますよ」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>長「<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>私も行く」<span lang="EN-US"><br></span>二人とも?ハルヒ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>が起きたらどうするんです?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「大丈夫。暫くは起きない」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>そ、そうなのか。しかしこれは両手に花、デートだ。これはついている!<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>シャミ<span lang="EN-US">(ry)</span>さえいなければな<span lang= "EN-US">…<br></span>シ「<span lang="EN-US">………</span>」<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span></span></p> <div class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 3.75pt 0mm 12pt; text-align: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="center"> <hr align="center" width="100%" size="2"></div> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 0mm 0mm 0pt; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <br> …</span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">三人と一匹、散歩中<span lang="EN-US">…<br> <br></span>さて、どこに行くのがいいかね。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>長「体を動かすだけだから、どこでもいい」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「新しいお茶も買いたいことですし、お茶屋さんに行きたいのですが、宜しいですか?」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>いいですね。ではそこに。<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span>み「うーん、これなんか甘みがあって良さそう。でもこっちの方が淹れやすそう<span lang= "EN-US">…</span>。焙じ茶の淹れ方も覚えたいな<span lang="EN-US">…</span>」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>朝比奈さんは何やら悩んでいる。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>そんなに悩まなくてもあなたの淹れたお茶は利久や織部すら咽び泣いて喜びます。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>他の奴に与えるなどそんな罰当たりなことは俺が許さないが。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>お茶選びに興味のない俺と長門は、シャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>とじゃれあって遊んでいた。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>み「お待たせしました。付き合わせてごめんなさい。少し疲れましたし、お茶にしましょう」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>そうですね。近くにコーヒー専門の店があったはずだ。そこに行きましょう。<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br> …</span>そして、俺はシャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>と店の外で深煎り焙煎のウォータードリップを飲んでいた。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>何故かって?その店が「ペットお断り」だったんだよ。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>最初シャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>に待ってもらうように外へ出したんだが、シャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>は俺に飛び移って放れなかった。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>結局、俺だけ入れずじまい。まあ外でも注文受け付けてくれたのは助かったが、折角の両手に花が<span lang= "EN-US">…<br> <br></span>シ「にゃ<span lang="EN-US">♪</span>」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>しかも自分の分まで注文しやがって。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>コーヒーを注文する猫なんて前代未聞だ。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>しかも何を思ったのか、ホットを注文しやがった。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>シャミ<span lang= "EN-US">(ry)</span>は俺を睨んでいた。はいはい、分かりましたよ。俺は息をかけて冷ましてやった。<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>シ「にゃあ<span lang="EN-US">♪</span>」<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>忌々しい。猫にコーヒー飲ませて大丈夫なのか?<span lang= "EN-US"><br></span>あと、ここのコーヒーは結構高いんだからな。絶対後から請求してやる。<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br></span></span><span style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: 'MS ゴシック'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">※</span><span style="font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: &quot;MS Pゴシック&quot;; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><a href="http://www25.atwiki.jp/haruhi_vip/pages/2775.html">ハルシャミ保守 2日目(佐々木編)</a>につづく<span lang="EN-US"><br> <br> <br style="mso-special-character: line-break"> <br style="mso-special-character: line-break"></span></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 0mm 0mm 0pt; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"> </p> <p class="MsoNormal" style= "margin: 0mm 0mm 0pt; text-align: left; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align="left"><span lang="EN-US" style= "font-size: 12pt; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'MS Pゴシック'"> <br></span></p>

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